If you’re too ignorant to understand your email, you’re too ignorant to run for president in America.

If you’re too lazy to answer the phone at 3:00 a.m., you’re too lazy to run for president in America.

If you’re too sexist to realize both men and women have rights, you’re too sexist to run for president in Amerca.

If you’re too evil to tell the truth about murdered Americans, you’re too evil to run for president in America.

If you’re too greedy to realize you don’t sell Uranium to our enemies, you’re too evil to run for president in America.

The Hillary jokes, sadly, write themselves. We’ll be here all week folks, tip your waitress!