Welp, Free Beacon came up with one of the most hilarious and clever ideas for a story we‚Äôve seen in a long time ‚Ä¶ forcing a bot to read 1000 Jennifer Rubin columns and then having that same bot write a column of its own.
Besides the fact this is clearly bot abuse, damn that‚Äôs funny.
Take a look at this and good luck telling the bot from Jennifer herself.
I Forced A Bot to Read 1,000 Jennifer Rubin Columns And Write A Jennifer Rubin Column of Its Ownhttps://t.co/2u7fkKdKME
‚ÄĒ Free Beacon (@FreeBeacon) May 18, 2020
In our opinion, this is the best part of the bot‚Äôs column from the Free Beacon (but to be fair, the entire thing is awesome and you should GO READ IT):
It does not have to be that way. In other words, the ‚Äúelite‚ÄĚ genocide is unwanted at this time, except by Trump. (I know, it‚Äôs a confusing subject.) Fox News and extreme friends of right-wing media injected toxic money online, thanks to gerrymandering in Georgia. Pathetic, but true.
Let‚Äôs be real: Biden‚Äôs basement exoneration. His campaign partner, Bernie Sanders, injured himself in U.S.S.R. He doesn‚Äôt have enough fruit to avoid death, according to capitalism poll. His brothers make noise. Fortunately for democracy, only Biden can rectify the coronavirus nightmare with nuclear empathy. Trump‚Äôs election disaster was reported by the Post, but democracy is at war with the consequences.
I can‚Äôt wait to support Mitt Romney, Democratic candidate for president.
So. Damn. Good.
Time to find other work, columnists. I would say "learn to code", but the bots are probably doing that better, too.
‚ÄĒ Russell Flowers (@ChoralReave) May 18, 2020
If a bot read 1000 of this editor‚Äôs articles and then wrote one of their own all it would say is: REKT! OWNED! HOOBOY! YOUR MOM! OWN THE LIBS!
Not sure if that‚Äôs really funny or depressing AF.
‚ÄúConservative Botter Jennifer Rubin 2.0‚ÄĚ
‚ÄĒ Mike Breslin (@mikebreslin815) May 19, 2020
Cruel & unusual bot punishment.
‚ÄĒ Keep A-Knockin‚Äô (@gypsyluc) May 18, 2020
How is that not the real Jennifer Rubin? The bot is too good.
‚ÄĒ Nick Carroll (@LibertyAndTech) May 18, 2020
It makes no sense.
That‚Äôs incredibly accurate!
‚ÄĒ Gomes (@GomesBolt) May 18, 2020
And so lifelike, too!
Ded. I am ded.
‚ÄĒ Amy Swearer (@AmySwearer) May 19, 2020
This is why the robots revolt
‚ÄĒ Corey Uhden (@CACoreyU) May 18, 2020
We‚Äôve all seen the Terminator movies.
Thanks a LOT, Free Beacon.