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Twitter/X reacts to Bowman fire alarm drama and #S30 is born


(Movie announcer voice) It is said that in times of great peril, Americans come together and rise to any occasion, and September 30th, 2023, was no different. We watched as a lone dastardly democrat tried to bring democracy to its knees  ... wait, wait, wait! By pulling a fire alarm? 



Sadly, by the Left's standards of evidence, this may count as a *GASP* INSURRECTION!

X/Twiiter has many questions about what is, by the Left's definition, a failed insurrection. Where was Joe Biden? Who gave the order? We need the truth!

We tried to warn them that they were making things absurd, yet here we are. Will Rep Bowman be held in jail indefinitely?

Is there any such thing as a MOSTLY peaceful cat? We have doubts... 

This is a sad time for all of us. We feel your pain. There needs to be a day to remember and *ahem* point and laugh, but mostly to remember the day our democracy nearly died solemnly. Oh, the humanity!



We demand an immediate inquiry. What did Joe Biden know, and when did he know it? Heads must roll!

And he might have gotten away with it, too, if not for four plucky teenagers and their dog. Okay, no, not really, but whoever took the pictures and got the video is a hero of the republic.


Look, in all seriousness, this needs to be investigated. We're having a lot of fun at an imbecile's expense, and we should, but pulling a fire alarm in a non-emergency situation is a crime. No, come on now, we're serious, STOP LAUGHING! 


The entertainment writer formerly known as Brad Slager did have a bit to add to the conversation. Don't mind the teasing it's an inside joke between him and this editor,

Facts are facts, and someone with his background should be very familiar with how fire alarms work. This editor urges the house to go slowly and methodically and gather all the facts so that someday we can be seen as a serious nation again.


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