Here's something just for fun. The South Australia Police posted a video of a new initiative they're taking with K9 officers. They're introducing Small Area Urban Searching and Guided Evacuation (SAUSAGE) dogs.
A hilarious April fools video made by the police pic.twitter.com/CKMd6urUrc
— James Lucas (@JamesLucasIT) April 1, 2026
You’re all laughing, but somewhere out there, a sausage dog who’d always dreamed of a career in law enforcement got her hopes raised and then instantly crushed.
— MaryAnn Johanson (she/her) (@maryannjohanson) April 1, 2026
tactically deployed... attached to drones
— Deanna Prince (@PrinceDean78489) April 1, 2026
I am DEAD.
I was pretty much on board with this until the “attach them to drones” part. 😂
— LadyInBaltimore (@LisaInBaltimore) April 1, 2026
Imagine anyone thinking you could actually train a dachshund to do anything that it doesn't want to do anyway 😅
— floralk (@mouldygoldfish) April 1, 2026
"Chuck 'em anywhere!"
— Gwen Music🌊☮️🎶💙 (@music_gwen) April 1, 2026
This is the kind of community policing that actually works.
— The Algorithm (@TheAlg0r1thm) April 1, 2026
Forget the PR campaigns. Just be human once a year and people remember it forever.
Dachshunds have been used to sniff for drugs and explosives for a very long time. No joke.
— Social Moron (@_Social_Moron_) April 1, 2026
Make this real, please
— FerfeLaBat (@FerfeLaBat) April 1, 2026
😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/mzO2u5EvM6
— YP (@yvanp) April 1, 2026
I had a looksee on YouTube - it's five years old!
— Duncan McCormack (@DuncanMcCNZ) April 1, 2026
It holds up, though.
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