Shaquille O’Neal wants to be the next general manager of the Orlando Magic.

Yes, that Shaq.

Yes, the same Orlando Magic team that he spurned on his way out of town in 1996.

(feels like this part needs to be reiterated)

..yes, THAT Shaq.

According to sources, O’Neal is expected to meet with the Magic as early as next week to discuss the team’s open general manager position. Orlando fired GM Otis Smith last week along with head coach Stan Van Gundy.

Smith’s shoes aren’t exactly of the “big ones to fill” variety, but if there ever was a person to fill them Shaq’s size 23 should be more than enough.

Unfortunately, no one seems to be taking this rumor seriously.

And why should they? Just as of yesterday he was tweeting things like that.