In today’s edition of “Things that are guaranteed to make you feel bad about yourself,” here’s a video of Detroit Lions wide receiver Calvin “Megatron” Johnson hitting a home run during Detroit Tigers batting practice at Comerica Park.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go sulk about my athletic insignificance.

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