In today’s edition of “Things that are guaranteed to make you feel bad about yourself,” here’s a video of Detroit Lions wide receiver Calvin “Megatron” Johnson hitting a home run during Detroit Tigers batting practice at Comerica Park.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go sulk about my athletic insignificance.!/FauxJohnMadden/status/203670471940648961!/john_wagle/status/203820946660929536!/MisterDabble/status/203822612688814080!/MichaelDaversa/status/203825106676482048!/TBryanAhlander/status/203816598690209792!/AlexBeilman/status/203824004652466177