Miami Heat forward Chris Bosh’s wife, Adrienne, gave birth to the couple’s first child on Thursday.

That’s the boring part.

The fun part comes with all of the jokes about what the offspring of a man consistently linked to velociraptors via internet memes might look like. These, in addition to all of the other Bosh jokes that help us get through the week, make today a Thursday to cherish.

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