<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<urlset xmlns="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9" xmlns:news="http://www.google.com/schemas/sitemap-news/0.9">
    <url>
        <loc>https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2026/11/12/obamas-wingman-thinks-the-doj-needs-to-restore-its-reputation-n2434348</loc>
        <lastmod>2026-11-12T11:30:00-05:00</lastmod>
        <news:news>
            <news:publication>
                <news:name>Twitchy</news:name>
                <news:language>en</news:language>
            </news:publication>
            <news:publication_date>2026-11-12T11:30:00-05:00</news:publication_date>
            <news:title>CHUTZPAH: Obama&#x27;s Wingman Thinks the DOJ Needs to Restore Its Reputation As a &#x27;Neutral Body&#x27;</news:title>
        </news:news>
    </url>
    <url>
        <loc>https://twitchy.com/dougp/2026/11/12/rep-robert-garcia-reads-the-dems-lawfare-hit-list-compare-that-to-cnns-chyron-n2434347</loc>
        <lastmod>2026-11-12T09:36:36-05:00</lastmod>
        <news:news>
            <news:publication>
                <news:name>Twitchy</news:name>
                <news:language>en</news:language>
            </news:publication>
            <news:publication_date>2026-11-12T09:36:36-05:00</news:publication_date>
            <news:title>Rep. Robert Garcia Reads the Dems&#x27; Lawfare Hit List (Compare That to CNN&#x27;s Chyron)</news:title>
        </news:news>
    </url>
    <url>
        <loc>https://twitchy.com/dougp/2026/11/12/adam-schiffs-lawfare-tone-changes-dramatically-depending-on-the-election-results-n2434346</loc>
        <lastmod>2026-11-12T09:05:42-05:00</lastmod>
        <news:news>
            <news:publication>
                <news:name>Twitchy</news:name>
                <news:language>en</news:language>
            </news:publication>
            <news:publication_date>2026-11-12T09:05:14-05:00</news:publication_date>
            <news:title>Adam Schiff&#x27;s Tone on Going After Enemies Changes Dramatically Depending on the Election Results</news:title>
        </news:news>
    </url>
    <url>
        <loc>https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2026/11/12/well-well-well-ro-khanna-seems-to-have-sold-his-nvidia-stock-at-a-very-convenient-time-n2434345</loc>
        <lastmod>2026-11-12T08:10:00-05:00</lastmod>
        <news:news>
            <news:publication>
                <news:name>Twitchy</news:name>
                <news:language>en</news:language>
            </news:publication>
            <news:publication_date>2026-11-12T08:10:00-05:00</news:publication_date>
            <news:title>Well, Well, Well: Ro Khanna Seems to Have Sold His Nvidia Stock at a VERY Convenient Time</news:title>
        </news:news>
    </url>
    <url>
        <loc>https://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2026/11/12/michelle-obama-says-the-thing-barack-misses-most-is-his-anonymity-n2434343</loc>
        <lastmod>2026-11-12T03:44:03-05:00</lastmod>
        <news:news>
            <news:publication>
                <news:name>Twitchy</news:name>
                <news:language>en</news:language>
            </news:publication>
            <news:publication_date>2026-11-12T03:40:00-05:00</news:publication_date>
            <news:title>Barack Who? Michelle Obama Says Her Limelight-Craving Husband Really Misses Being Anonymous</news:title>
        </news:news>
    </url>
    <url>
        <loc>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/11/11/mark-levin-getting-ribbed-for-getting-locked-out-of-his-aol-mail-account-n2434344</loc>
        <lastmod>2026-11-11T23:00:13-05:00</lastmod>
        <news:news>
            <news:publication>
                <news:name>Twitchy</news:name>
                <news:language>en</news:language>
            </news:publication>
            <news:publication_date>2026-11-11T23:00:13-05:00</news:publication_date>
            <news:title>Mark Levin Getting Roasted for Getting Locked Out of His AOL Mail Account</news:title>
        </news:news>
    </url>
    <url>
        <loc>https://twitchy.com/gordon-k/2026/11/11/russell-brand-pubic-menace-n2434329</loc>
        <lastmod>2026-11-11T21:30:54-05:00</lastmod>
        <news:news>
            <news:publication>
                <news:name>Twitchy</news:name>
                <news:language>en</news:language>
            </news:publication>
            <news:publication_date>2026-11-11T21:30:54-05:00</news:publication_date>
            <news:title>Pubic Enemy: London Museum Trims Russell Brand Pubic Hair Display After Rape Conviction</news:title>
        </news:news>
    </url>
    <url>
        <loc>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/11/11/activist-who-helped-kill-5-billion-data-center-on-empty-lot-would-prefer-a-trampoline-park-n2434327</loc>
        <lastmod>2026-11-11T21:00:39-05:00</lastmod>
        <news:news>
            <news:publication>
                <news:name>Twitchy</news:name>
                <news:language>en</news:language>
            </news:publication>
            <news:publication_date>2026-11-11T21:00:39-05:00</news:publication_date>
            <news:title>Activist Who Helped Kill $5 Billion Data Center on Empty Lot Suggests a Trampoline Park Instead</news:title>
        </news:news>
    </url>
    <url>
        <loc>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/11/11/the-atlantic-proposes-an-america-first-approach-to-famine-in-somalia-n2434334</loc>
        <lastmod>2026-11-11T20:00:48-05:00</lastmod>
        <news:news>
            <news:publication>
                <news:name>Twitchy</news:name>
                <news:language>en</news:language>
            </news:publication>
            <news:publication_date>2026-11-11T20:00:48-05:00</news:publication_date>
            <news:title>The Atlantic Reports on the Trump Administration&#x27;s  &#x2018;America First&#x2019; Approach to Famine in Somalia </news:title>
        </news:news>
    </url>
    <url>
        <loc>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/11/11/huffpost-ilhan-omars-sotu-guest-sues-us-after-ice-dragged-her-from-her-car-in-viral-video-n2434335</loc>
        <lastmod>2026-11-11T19:00:01-05:00</lastmod>
        <news:news>
            <news:publication>
                <news:name>Twitchy</news:name>
                <news:language>en</news:language>
            </news:publication>
            <news:publication_date>2026-11-11T19:00:01-05:00</news:publication_date>
            <news:title>HuffPost: Ilhan Omar&#x2019;s SOTU Guest Sues US After ICE Dragged Her From Her Car in Viral Video </news:title>
        </news:news>
    </url>
    <url>
        <loc>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/11/11/rep-robert-garcia-promises-public-hearings-on-the-biggest-cover-up-in-white-house-history-n2434338</loc>
        <lastmod>2026-11-11T18:00:09-05:00</lastmod>
        <news:news>
            <news:publication>
                <news:name>Twitchy</news:name>
                <news:language>en</news:language>
            </news:publication>
            <news:publication_date>2026-11-11T18:00:09-05:00</news:publication_date>
            <news:title>Rep. Robert Garcia Promises Public Hearings on the Biggest Cover-Up in White House History </news:title>
        </news:news>
    </url>
    <url>
        <loc>https://twitchy.com/dougp/2026/11/11/heres-another-awkward-follow-up-to-the-time-a-german-delegation-laughed-off-trumps-energy-warning-n2434342</loc>
        <lastmod>2026-11-11T17:42:57-05:00</lastmod>
        <news:news>
            <news:publication>
                <news:name>Twitchy</news:name>
                <news:language>en</news:language>
            </news:publication>
            <news:publication_date>2026-11-11T17:42:57-05:00</news:publication_date>
            <news:title>Here&#x27;s Another Awkward Follow-Up to the Time a German Delegation Laughed at Trump&#x27;s Energy Warning</news:title>
        </news:news>
    </url>
    <url>
        <loc>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/11/11/thomas-massie-working-closely-with-pramila-jayapal-and-ro-khanna-on-epstein-files-transparency-act-n2434331</loc>
        <lastmod>2026-11-11T17:30:51-05:00</lastmod>
        <news:news>
            <news:publication>
                <news:name>Twitchy</news:name>
                <news:language>en</news:language>
            </news:publication>
            <news:publication_date>2026-11-11T17:30:51-05:00</news:publication_date>
            <news:title>Thomas Massie Working Closely With Pramila Jayapal and Ro Khanna on Epstein Files Transparency Act</news:title>
        </news:news>
    </url>
    <url>
        <loc>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/11/11/migrant-who-attempted-to-hijack-a-plane-claimed-to-be-trans-to-get-fast-pass-into-us-n2434323</loc>
        <lastmod>2026-11-11T17:00:06-05:00</lastmod>
        <news:news>
            <news:publication>
                <news:name>Twitchy</news:name>
                <news:language>en</news:language>
            </news:publication>
            <news:publication_date>2026-11-11T17:00:06-05:00</news:publication_date>
            <news:title>Daily Wire: Migrant Who Attempted to Hijack a Plane Granted Asylum Based on Claim of Being Trans</news:title>
        </news:news>
    </url>
    <url>
        <loc>https://twitchy.com/dougp/2026/11/11/wapo-shredded-for-hit-piece-on-marco-rubio-checks-notes-attending-sons-football-games-n2434336</loc>
        <lastmod>2026-11-11T16:40:49-05:00</lastmod>
        <news:news>
            <news:publication>
                <news:name>Twitchy</news:name>
                <news:language>en</news:language>
            </news:publication>
            <news:publication_date>2026-11-11T16:40:49-05:00</news:publication_date>
            <news:title>WaPo Shredded After Hit Piece on Marco Rubio for ::Checks Notes:: Attending Son&#x27;s Football Games</news:title>
        </news:news>
    </url>
    <url>
        <loc>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/11/11/john-thune-humbled-and-honored-to-lead-republicans-through-the-120th-congress-n2434340</loc>
        <lastmod>2026-11-11T16:30:29-05:00</lastmod>
        <news:news>
            <news:publication>
                <news:name>Twitchy</news:name>
                <news:language>en</news:language>
            </news:publication>
            <news:publication_date>2026-11-11T16:30:29-05:00</news:publication_date>
            <news:title>This Guy: John Thune &#x2018;Humbled and Honored&#x2019; to Lead Republicans Through the 120th Congress</news:title>
        </news:news>
    </url>
    <url>
        <loc>https://twitchy.com/dougp/2026/11/11/cnbcs-joe-kernen-torches-dem-rep-claiming-republicans-turned-the-doj-into-a-political-weapon-n2434317</loc>
        <lastmod>2026-11-11T15:14:48-05:00</lastmod>
        <news:news>
            <news:publication>
                <news:name>Twitchy</news:name>
                <news:language>en</news:language>
            </news:publication>
            <news:publication_date>2026-11-11T15:14:41-05:00</news:publication_date>
            <news:title>CNBC&#x27;s Joe Kernen Torches Dem Rep Claiming Republicans Turned the DOJ Into a Political Weapon</news:title>
        </news:news>
    </url>
    <url>
        <loc>https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2026/11/11/you-again-chris-rufo-exposes-yet-another-gavin-newsom-scandal-this-time-at-his-napa-winery-n2434316</loc>
        <lastmod>2026-11-11T15:00:00-05:00</lastmod>
        <news:news>
            <news:publication>
                <news:name>Twitchy</news:name>
                <news:language>en</news:language>
            </news:publication>
            <news:publication_date>2026-11-11T15:00:00-05:00</news:publication_date>
            <news:title>You Again? Chris Rufo Exposes yet ANOTHER Gavin Newsom Scandal, This Time at His Napa Wineries</news:title>
        </news:news>
    </url>
    <url>
        <loc>https://twitchy.com/dougp/2026/11/11/joe-biden-says-his-disastrous-2024-debate-against-trump-wasnt-very-consequential-n2434313</loc>
        <lastmod>2026-11-11T12:34:28-05:00</lastmod>
        <news:news>
            <news:publication>
                <news:name>Twitchy</news:name>
                <news:language>en</news:language>
            </news:publication>
            <news:publication_date>2026-11-11T12:34:28-05:00</news:publication_date>
            <news:title>&#x27;C&#x27;mon, Man!&#x27; Joe Biden Says His Disastrous 2024 Debate Against Trump Wasn&#x27;t Very Consequential</news:title>
        </news:news>
    </url>
    <url>
        <loc>https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2026/11/11/john-kerry-crawls-out-of-his-crypt-to-tell-un-that-americans-voted-blue-due-to-climate-change-n2434307</loc>
        <lastmod>2026-11-11T12:00:00-05:00</lastmod>
        <news:news>
            <news:publication>
                <news:name>Twitchy</news:name>
                <news:language>en</news:language>
            </news:publication>
            <news:publication_date>2026-11-11T12:00:00-05:00</news:publication_date>
            <news:title>John Kerry Crawls Out of His Crypt to Tell UN That Americans Voted Blue Due to &#x27;Climate Change&#x27;</news:title>
        </news:news>
    </url>
    <url>
        <loc>https://twitchy.com/dougp/2026/11/11/house-dems-effort-to-slam-gop-over-failed-hegseth-impeachment-effort-is-100-percent-pure-backfire-n2434312</loc>
        <lastmod>2026-11-11T11:20:29-05:00</lastmod>
        <news:news>
            <news:publication>
                <news:name>Twitchy</news:name>
                <news:language>en</news:language>
            </news:publication>
            <news:publication_date>2026-11-11T11:20:23-05:00</news:publication_date>
            <news:title>House Dems&#x27; Effort to Slam GOP Over Failed Hegseth Impeachment Effort Is 100% Pure Backfire</news:title>
        </news:news>
    </url>
    <url>
        <loc>https://twitchy.com/dougp/2026/11/11/already-rapid-onset-buyers-remorse-spotted-in-maine-just-a-week-after-the-senate-election-n2434311</loc>
        <lastmod>2026-11-11T09:51:29-05:00</lastmod>
        <news:news>
            <news:publication>
                <news:name>Twitchy</news:name>
                <news:language>en</news:language>
            </news:publication>
            <news:publication_date>2026-11-11T09:51:29-05:00</news:publication_date>
            <news:title>ALREADY? &#x27;Rapid Onset Buyer&#x27;s Remorse&#x27; Spotted in Maine Just a Week After the Senate Election</news:title>
        </news:news>
    </url>
    <url>
        <loc>https://twitchy.com/dougp/2026/11/11/jake-tapper-says-pete-hegseths-not-a-confident-public-official-for-only-calling-on-friendly-media-n2434310</loc>
        <lastmod>2026-11-11T08:39:27-05:00</lastmod>
        <news:news>
            <news:publication>
                <news:name>Twitchy</news:name>
                <news:language>en</news:language>
            </news:publication>
            <news:publication_date>2026-11-11T08:39:27-05:00</news:publication_date>
            <news:title>Jake Tapper Says Pete Hegseth&#x27;s Not a Confident Public Official for Only Calling on Friendly Media</news:title>
        </news:news>
    </url>
    <url>
        <loc>https://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2026/11/11/angie-nixon-goes-off-on-dem-party-after-midterm-loss-don-lemon-n2434309</loc>
        <lastmod>2026-11-11T04:54:12-05:00</lastmod>
        <news:news>
            <news:publication>
                <news:name>Twitchy</news:name>
                <news:language>en</news:language>
            </news:publication>
            <news:publication_date>2026-11-11T04:50:08-05:00</news:publication_date>
            <news:title>Angie Nixon Blasts Racist Democrat Party for Exploiting Black Candidates and Voters During Midterms</news:title>
        </news:news>
    </url>
    <url>
        <loc>https://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2026/11/11/scott-galloway-is-upset-that-our-parents-are-taking-too-long-to-die-n2434308</loc>
        <lastmod>2026-11-11T03:55:58-05:00</lastmod>
        <news:news>
            <news:publication>
                <news:name>Twitchy</news:name>
                <news:language>en</news:language>
            </news:publication>
            <news:publication_date>2026-11-11T03:55:00-05:00</news:publication_date>
            <news:title>Protraction Reaction: Podcaster Scott Galloway Says Our Parents Are Living Too Long</news:title>
        </news:news>
    </url>
    <url>
        <loc>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/11/10/elon-musk-said-business-was-booming-but-local-fox-affiliate-found-an-empty-restaurant-n2434293</loc>
        <lastmod>2026-11-10T22:00:20-05:00</lastmod>
        <news:news>
            <news:publication>
                <news:name>Twitchy</news:name>
                <news:language>en</news:language>
            </news:publication>
            <news:publication_date>2026-11-10T22:00:20-05:00</news:publication_date>
            <news:title>Liar Elon Musk Said Business Was Booming, but Local Fox Affiliate Found an Empty Restaurant </news:title>
        </news:news>
    </url>
    <url>
        <loc>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/11/10/sen-alex-padilla-furious-ice-blocked-a-hospital-entrance-for-two-hours-n2434291</loc>
        <lastmod>2026-11-10T21:00:29-05:00</lastmod>
        <news:news>
            <news:publication>
                <news:name>Twitchy</news:name>
                <news:language>en</news:language>
            </news:publication>
            <news:publication_date>2026-11-10T21:00:29-05:00</news:publication_date>
            <news:title>Fake News: Sen. Alex Padilla Furious ICE Blocked a Hospital Entrance for Two Hours</news:title>
        </news:news>
    </url>
    <url>
        <loc>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/11/10/ro-khanna-says-brad-lander-will-be-an-important-new-voice-for-human-rights-in-palestine-n2434303</loc>
        <lastmod>2026-11-10T20:00:10-05:00</lastmod>
        <news:news>
            <news:publication>
                <news:name>Twitchy</news:name>
                <news:language>en</news:language>
            </news:publication>
            <news:publication_date>2026-11-10T20:00:10-05:00</news:publication_date>
            <news:title>Ro Khanna Says Brad Lander Will Be an Important New Voice for Human Rights in Palestine</news:title>
        </news:news>
    </url>
    <url>
        <loc>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/11/10/rep-says-stephen-miller-is-going-to-need-a-bigger-office-to-hold-all-the-subpoenas-n2434298</loc>
        <lastmod>2026-11-10T19:00:13-05:00</lastmod>
        <news:news>
            <news:publication>
                <news:name>Twitchy</news:name>
                <news:language>en</news:language>
            </news:publication>
            <news:publication_date>2026-11-10T19:00:13-05:00</news:publication_date>
            <news:title>Rep. Sam Liccardo Says Stephen Miller Is Going to Need a Bigger Office to Hold All the Subpoenas</news:title>
        </news:news>
    </url>
    <url>
        <loc>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/11/10/rep-robert-lawyer-up-garcia-says-maybe-its-because-hes-gay-but-pettiness-is-a-thing-n2434305</loc>
        <lastmod>2026-11-10T18:00:10-05:00</lastmod>
        <news:news>
            <news:publication>
                <news:name>Twitchy</news:name>
                <news:language>en</news:language>
            </news:publication>
            <news:publication_date>2026-11-10T18:00:10-05:00</news:publication_date>
            <news:title>Rep. Robert &#x2018;LAWYER UP&#x2019; Garcia Says Maybe It&#x2019;s Like Because He&#x2019;s Gay, but Pettiness Is a Thing</news:title>
        </news:news>
    </url>
    <url>
        <loc>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/11/10/jake-tapper-thinks-maybe-pete-hegseth-should-read-the-articles-of-impeachment-provides-link-n2434299</loc>
        <lastmod>2026-11-10T17:00:02-05:00</lastmod>
        <news:news>
            <news:publication>
                <news:name>Twitchy</news:name>
                <news:language>en</news:language>
            </news:publication>
            <news:publication_date>2026-11-10T17:00:02-05:00</news:publication_date>
            <news:title>Snarky Jake Tapper Thinks Maybe Pete Hegseth Should Read the Articles of Impeachment Against Him</news:title>
        </news:news>
    </url>
    <url>
        <loc>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/11/10/activist-blocks-data-center-on-site-of-dead-mall-thats-been-abandoned-for-24-years-n2434300</loc>
        <lastmod>2026-11-10T16:00:30-05:00</lastmod>
        <news:news>
            <news:publication>
                <news:name>Twitchy</news:name>
                <news:language>en</news:language>
            </news:publication>
            <news:publication_date>2026-11-10T16:00:30-05:00</news:publication_date>
            <news:title>Activist Blocks $5 Billion Data Center on Site of Dead Mall That&#x2019;s Been Abandoned for 24 Years </news:title>
        </news:news>
    </url>
    <url>
        <loc>https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/11/10/tyrus-charlie-kirk-evil-pod-hags-n2434280</loc>
        <lastmod>2026-11-10T14:50:00-05:00</lastmod>
        <news:news>
            <news:publication>
                <news:name>Twitchy</news:name>
                <news:language>en</news:language>
            </news:publication>
            <news:publication_date>2026-11-10T14:50:00-05:00</news:publication_date>
            <news:title>THIS! Tyrus Just Delivered the Most Damaging Dig yet on Pod-Hags Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan</news:title>
        </news:news>
    </url>
    <url>
        <loc>https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/11/10/scott-jennings-tiffany-cross-illegal-alien-n2434275</loc>
        <lastmod>2026-11-10T14:20:00-05:00</lastmod>
        <news:news>
            <news:publication>
                <news:name>Twitchy</news:name>
                <news:language>en</news:language>
            </news:publication>
            <news:publication_date>2026-11-10T14:20:00-05:00</news:publication_date>
            <news:title>Scott Jennings Torments Lefty Who REFUSES to Say the Words &#x27;Illegal Alien&#x27; and LOL-HOOBOY (Watch)</news:title>
        </news:news>
    </url>
    <url>
        <loc>https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/11/10/insane-exchange-newly-elected-democrats-refuses-over-and-overy-again-to-be-honest-about-iran-n2434292</loc>
        <lastmod>2026-11-10T13:20:00-05:00</lastmod>
        <news:news>
            <news:publication>
                <news:name>Twitchy</news:name>
                <news:language>en</news:language>
            </news:publication>
            <news:publication_date>2026-11-10T13:20:00-05:00</news:publication_date>
            <news:title>INSANE Exchange: Newly Elected Dem Blames AMERICA for Making Iran Hate Us Over and Over Again (VID)</news:title>
        </news:news>
    </url>
</urlset>
