Your eyes do not deceive you. They’re real and they’re, well, uh.

https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/481059809064943616

Hide your eyes.

https://twitter.com/JDKolassa/status/481060865169301505

“Selfie wall” says it all.

Of course, the narcissist-in-chief needs an entire selfie hall.

Yep: