For realz, not just for lolz: When Republicans take over Congress and state houses, hysterical hilarity and hilarious hysteria ensue.
The makers of the NARAL condom shortage ad against Colorado U.S. Senator-elect Cory Gardner can take consolation in knowing that somewhere out there are gullible progressive preppers stocking up on birth control and other personal drugstore products. Like these:
Buy your birth control NOW, people.
— Ali Davis ? (@Ali_Davis) November 5, 2014
https://twitter.com/LaFemmeEstBelle/status/529852962823483392
https://twitter.com/aerrrymonster/status/529897716269461504
https://twitter.com/jimmerjabbers/status/529857953588080640
https://twitter.com/LisAthas/status/529883930036809728
https://twitter.com/BlondeBeeJW/status/529486145814421506
If you need me I'll be hoarding birth control and cheap gasoline because we're all going to hell. #2014Midterms
— Megan Thompson (@MeganThompson) November 5, 2014
https://twitter.com/DavSamantha/status/529866151938252800
Let the birth control hoarding begin.
— AD-ÈL-AHH (@adelabellarella) November 5, 2014
https://twitter.com/thabreannashow/status/529854013412372480
Text of the day from @Lizzie_Thompson: "Oh god the elections- time to start hoarding birth control pills?"
— Callie Thompson (@calliethomp) November 5, 2014
https://twitter.com/Club_jello/status/529871527727353856
"better stock up on birth control & plan b, & some wire hangers, bc god help me if i accidentally get pregnant with a republican government"
— Brianna (@BriannaOhara) November 5, 2014
https://twitter.com/_lesbiTREN/status/529820570305560576
https://twitter.com/iAmJoerdan/status/529864720602648577
@JavierCintax I can't even handle it right now. I'm gonna stock up on birth control before he burns it all.
— Sara Trattner (@SJTrattner) November 5, 2014
https://twitter.com/postmodernmess/status/529809658345979905
#Republicans took the #senate2014 . Stock up on birth control, bodily autonomy & freedom from police while you can folks. #NoFaithInHumanity
— Lauren Andrews (@SweetSweetIrony) November 5, 2014
https://twitter.com/hillary_noble/status/529850949490053120
https://twitter.com/hannamiles10/status/529856872845541376
Ladies, go buy your birth control now before it is all gone #RedSenate
— Hamid Bendaas (@HBendaas) November 5, 2014
https://twitter.com/Shafferdaffer/status/529857694841454593
https://twitter.com/EmmaAuriemma/status/529839229635813376
https://twitter.com/caseyboatwright/status/529858719182766080
https://twitter.com/graber429/status/529839309285621761
https://twitter.com/B_peery/status/529859026977566720
“Hahahaha,” indeed. But we’re laughing at you, birth control Chicken Littles, not with you.
ATTENTION DENIZENS OF #P2….STANDBY FOR INFORMATION ON WHERE TO TURN IN YOUR BIRTH CONTROL.
— Drew McCoy (@_Drew_McCoy_) November 5, 2014
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