Oh, dear.

A zealous “mujahid 4 life” took to Twitter to goad his fellow Islamic warriors to get #We_Are_All_Islamic_State trending.

The encouraging news: He earned less than a dozen retweets.

Here’s a fellow traveler with some mad Islamo-photoshop skillz:

And an Islamo-cartographer weighed in:

But one online jihadi out-jihadi-ed the hashtag warriors with this retort:

And another observer suggested a better use for the ineffectual mujahid’s time:

Looks like worldwide hashtag trends are safe from the Islamic caliphate for now.

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