A zealous “mujahid 4 life” took to Twitter to goad his fellow Islamic warriors to get #We_Are_All_Islamic_State trending.
The encouraging news: He earned less than a dozen retweets.
Here’s a fellow traveler with some mad Islamo-photoshop skillz:
And an Islamo-cartographer weighed in:
But one online jihadi out-jihadi-ed the hashtag warriors with this retort:
And another observer suggested a better use for the ineffectual mujahid’s time:
Looks like worldwide hashtag trends are safe from the Islamic caliphate for now.