For those few of you dinosaurs who still watch a nightly network newscast to get the day’s “news” 12 hours late, get out your hankies. Diane Sawyer is leaving the building and some dude named David Muir is taking her place as ABC’s nightly newsreader-in-chief.

The news has many lib white journalist-y types and lib white dominated news-y type outlets gnashing their collective pearly whites.

Yeah, that’s the same lib white Huffpo whose D.C. staff looks like this.

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But, but, “3 white men!”

We haven’t seen such an embarrassing and painful display of privileged white guilt since…yesterday’s Congressional Gold Medal Ceremony.

Non-guilty people’s sane reaction: Who cares?

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