And the Twitchy nominees for craziest, sexiest, coolest, crass-est Christmas trees on Twitter are … drumroll please…

Camp Taji, Iraq. God bless all our men and women in uniform who will be away from their families for the holidays.

For the ladies:


Pokemon overload.

Um, what?

Which tree is your favorite?

Bonus beer-can topper:

And a bonus Miley cameo: