Everyone playing along will be tipsy before the end of the opening monologue.

It’s okay, Larry. Twitchy’s got the popcorn popped. And we are not alone.

She’s ready.

https://twitter.com/MileyCyrus/status/386608964299141120/photo/1

They’re ready.

Miley’s entourage is also having a ball. A wrecking ball.

Heh:

Bottoms up! Like, literally.