The last time rapper Gucci Mane graced the pages of Twitchy, he was looking to invest in large Instagram accounts.

This time, it’s not business. It’s personal. And we mean really, really personal. As in waaaay too much information. The rapper has scores to settle with fellow rappers Nicki Minaj, Tyga, Waka Flocka, his own crew, and anyone else in the way. It’s all rather indecipherable, but as always, Twitchy is here to help guide you through the pop culture landmines and linguistic morasses.

In brief, Gucci Mane and Ms. Minaj once were pals in the music industry. She went on to mega-fame and fortune. He went on … to use Twitter to spill the beans on their alleged flings and every other explicit liaison under his belt.

Chivalry is dead, dead, dead. So is the English language.

https://twitter.com/gucci1017/status/377155825619730432

https://twitter.com/gucci1017/status/377156202767335425

https://twitter.com/gucci1017/status/377165625598435328

https://twitter.com/gucci1017/status/377166195243638784

https://twitter.com/gucci1017/status/377166564250091520

He’s got video, people.

https://twitter.com/gucci1017/status/377171871323938816

https://twitter.com/gucci1017/status/377212854937468929

https://twitter.com/gucci1017/status/377212956183756800

Someone feels aggrieved.

https://twitter.com/gucci1017/status/377213351409242112

Watch out. He’s also got “pix.”

https://twitter.com/gucci1017/status/377216946535944193

https://twitter.com/gucci1017/status/377216227665797120

We give up.

https://twitter.com/gucci1017/status/377222603582500866

Minaj responded with several tweets and RTs denying any relations with this basket case and mocking his claims, but this sums up her reaction best.

https://twitter.com/NICKIMINAJ/status/377173114834415616

And that concludes this Twitchy episode of As the Rap World Turns.

Peace out. Or something.