Florida state attorney Angela Corey just lost her shoddy case against George Zimmerman, but she’s smiling like she just won the Super Bowl and is about to head to nearby Disney World. Trial observers are scratching their heads. And Trayvon Martin supporters are…livid.


Say cheese!

The creepiness has even been immortalized in haiku.

Bet she wasn’t smiling when she got this…

Get off the stage already, lady.

Angling for her own cable news show? Failing upward is, after all, a government privilege.