San Bernardino County Sheriff’s Department spokeswoman Cindy Bachman held a brief press conference to update reporters on the latest in the Christopher Dorner case as the Big Bear cabin where he was reportedly holed up burns to the ground.

Newsflash: She doesn’t know anything.

At least she has other job prospects if things don’t work out at the sheriff’s office.



Report: Christopher Dorner exchanges gunfire with police in Big Bear; Officers down; Update: Reports that one officer died, cabin in flames

Officer dead; CBS reports Dorner supporters arrive in Big Bear with ‘don’t kill Dorner’ signs

LA Times reporter’s non sequitur: Ted Nugent arrives for SOTU, deputy dies in Dorner gunfight

Sick: #TeamDorner cretins root for Dorner to kill more police officers during gunfight; Update: #TeamDorner trending