Lance Armstrong apologizes to staff of Livestrong foundation, stops short of saying he used banned drugs
— Lauren Magiera (@LaurenMagiera) January 14, 2013
Well, yeah, he’s gotta save something for the exclusive, hyped-to-the-max Oprah interview! As Twitchy told you last week, disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong will appear on the talk show queen’s network set to air on Jan. 17.
Jerk alert! Cheated on his wife & on the bike. MT @SportsCenter Lance Armstrong plans to admit to doping in interview w/ Oprah Winfrey.
— eebsworthgoold (@eebsworthgoold) January 12, 2013
Reminder: Lance Armstrong didn't just lie about doping, he was a bully and a jerk to everyone: http://t.co/OIq3rAFg
— Christopher Busk (@CBusk8) January 14, 2013
Livestrong official tells ABC News… Lance Armstrong just apologized to staff ahead of Oprah interview.
— Neal Karlinsky (@NealKarlinsky) January 14, 2013
Livestrong official would not comment on whether Armstrong admitted doping. But he did take questions from staff.
— Neal Karlinsky (@NealKarlinsky) January 14, 2013
The Livestrong visit seems to be part of an "apology tour" ahead of Oprah interview.
— Neal Karlinsky (@NealKarlinsky) January 14, 2013
Well, duh. Armstrong is getting all his long-overdue, cynically-timed apologies out of the way in time for the huge Oprah-enabled publicity blitz. Pesky gestures. But crocodiles can turn on the tears and sorrow on cue.
Lance Armstrong Texted with the A.P., Met with Lawyers, and Apologized to Cycling Peers Before Today's Oprah Interview http://t.co/YzZNmCFb
— VANITY FAIR (@VanityFair) January 14, 2013
https://twitter.com/GSpaight/status/290883266167320577
Wonder if the cameras will be rolling for this:
Hardest part of Lance Armstrong's coming clean is how he apologizes to all those he viciously attacked for saying he doped.
— Marc Williams (@marcwva) January 12, 2013
https://twitter.com/nephroboy/status/290904539555573760
Nice of Lance Armstrong to lie repeatedly, including under oath, about his use of PEDs but to finally tell the truth. What a jerk.
— Ben (@bengoodfella) January 14, 2013
Am I the only person insulted by Lance Armstrong's cynical comeback attempt by admitting to doping?
— Scott Ferrell (@ScottFerrell) January 14, 2013
We bet Armstrong’s performance on Oprah will rival any Golden Globe award winner’s. Prepare the Livestrong-branded tissue boxes.
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Update: Jaundice-eyed observers of the Lance Armstrong circus are suggesting other possible Lance Armstrong confessions.
#OtherLanceArmstrongConfessions He pocketed all the money for the #livestrong bracelets.
— Drew Oswell (@Oz_019) January 14, 2013
https://twitter.com/PatrickLarson22/status/290918265272819712
https://twitter.com/zacharybright/status/290918321447124993
#OtherLanceArmstrongConfessions he doesn't even know how to ride a bike
— Donovan Shartswell (@JackSwagnon) January 14, 2013
Winner:
#OtherLanceArmstrongConfessions His real name was "Lance Armweak" before he took roids
— Agent Joe (@BuffaloJoe_21) January 14, 2013
