Mango CremeHave food cops Michelle Obama and Michael Bloomberg broken into the Girl Scout cookie bakery headquarters? Someone stole all the sugar and chocolate and replaced it with… “Nutrifusion.” Is this a bad SNL skit or the real deal?

Sorry, sweet-toothers, it’s real.

Exactly:

https://twitter.com/KristaSantiago/status/289924384863449089

They’ll have to pry our Samoas from our chubby, sticky hands.