Have food cops Michelle Obama and Michael Bloomberg broken into the Girl Scout cookie bakery headquarters? Someone stole all the sugar and chocolate and replaced it with… “Nutrifusion.” Is this a bad SNL skit or the real deal?
Sorry, sweet-toothers, it’s real.
Exactly:
https://twitter.com/KristaSantiago/status/289924384863449089
They’ll have to pry our Samoas from our chubby, sticky hands.