Some clueless left-wing commentators and observers are telling their followers and viewers to “watch how the Asian markets react in a few hours” to the fiscal cliff machinations on Capitol Hill. But there’s a little problem. Asian markets are closed until Jan. 4 for the holidays. D’oh:

True enough:

Correction/update: Well, d’oh on us. Turns out a few Asian markets are open. Our apologies for the error.