The sniveling comedian/Obama water-carrier David Letterman is incensed that GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney won’t come on his show.

Letterman took to the late-night airwaves after the debate to call Romney “yellow” because he won’t appear on the insufferable program.

Crockumentarian Michael Moore ate it up:

Ooookay:

It’s not that Romney’s skeeeerrred of Letterman. He’s most likely repulsed, like all decent viewers who have witnessed the vulgar, misogynist’s conservative-bashing rants and Obama sycophancy over the past four years are.

What’s next: Letterman challenging Romney to a boxing match?

Well, we’ve already got the Larry Scary O’Donnell vs. Tagg Romney undercard.