Let’s see. We’ve had Piers Morgan slobbering over Goldie Hawn, George Clooney, and Barack Obama at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

Suzanne Malveaux losing her panties over…everyone.

And now another sloppy, wet dispatch from the Tiger Beat Banquet from CNN’s Wolf Blitzer.

https://twitter.com/#!/wolfblitzercnn/status/196620352955224065