Twitter fans in bankrupt Detroit were buzzing this morning about the social networking giant’s announcement that it’ll be establishing an office in Detroit.

Brace for a deluge of “promoted tweets” and advertising revenue from bailed-out auto companies.

Question: Can’t they do business over the phone…or the Internet? Just asking.

Question: Have they heard about New Black Panther Party chief Malik Shabazz’s threat to burn Detroit down? Better bring extra fire extinguishers.