Remember that mid-1990s radio smash hit “One of Us”? In her thought-provoking song, Joan Osborne speculated about a world in which God walked among men.

God may not walk among us, but Colin Quinn does. And he wants everyone to know that if he were God, he’d be extremely irritable.

Since none of that has actually happened to anyone recently, we can safely assume Colin Quinn is a mere mortal. However, many couldn’t help but wonder about this hypothetical situation, and about how Quinn would handle such an important job.

Unsurprisingly, some folks weren’t on board with Quinn’s theoretical discussion, and some even opted out altogether:

Could this all be just another one of Colin’s ploys? That’d be a shocker.