Remember that mid-1990s radio smash hit “One of Us”? In her thought-provoking song, Joan Osborne speculated about a world in which God walked among men.

God may not walk among us, but Colin Quinn does. And he wants everyone to know that if he were God, he’d be extremely irritable.

Since none of that has actually happened to anyone recently, we can safely assume Colin Quinn is a mere mortal. However, many couldn’t help but wonder about this hypothetical situation, and about how Quinn would handle such an important job.

https://twitter.com/StillHarp/status/219854730896216064

https://twitter.com/mjs79/status/219853738733608961

Unsurprisingly, some folks weren’t on board with Quinn’s theoretical discussion, and some even opted out altogether:

https://twitter.com/ATXEric/status/219856020288188416

https://twitter.com/johnnyc743/status/219833914720649216

Could this all be just another one of Colin’s ploys? That’d be a shocker.