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Michael Ian Black sort of wants to be an assassin, and he thinks you do too

Don’t lie to yourself. You’ve sat down, watched a Jet Li movie, or perhaps one of those fancy modern-day ninja films, and you’ve thought, “damn, wish I could do that stuff.” There’s just something about assassins that reeks of cool. The weaponry, the fighting technique passed down through the ages, and a really sleek attire. Granted, you have to actually kill people, but if you can ignore that for a few seconds, it isn’t hard to really appreciate the lifestyle.

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Comedian Michael Ian Black wanted to clear some things up about assassins, making sure he wasn’t alone in his topic of daydreams:

Raise your hands now, don’t be shy. There’s nothing to be ashamed of here.

https://twitter.com/KaseyAnderson/status/207277548676194304

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Whew. Let’s all pray this little operation never gets off the ground.

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