Read it and weep, boys: Keira Knightley is engaged

Posted at 12:29 pm on May 25, 2012 by Michael M.

Hear ye now, and the collective groan from millions of men across the world who rest thee eye on this bit of news. Work out your devastation amongst yourself, boys; Keira Knightley is officially accounted for.

NOOOOOOOOO! “@YahooMoviesUK: Congratulations to Keira Knightley! Engaged to Klaxons keyboard player James Righton!”
— Ian Betteridge (@ianbetteridge) May 25, 2012

Breaking news: Keira Knightley has got engaged to James Righton! All confirmed and everything
— BANG Showbiz (@BANGShowbiz) May 25, 2012

Kay Burley: "Bad news for boys everywhere; actress Keira Knightley is to marry." <<DEVASTATED.
— Alex Andreou (@sturdyAlex) May 25, 2012

Knightley, who has kept mens’ eyes glued to the screen in features such as Pirates of the Caribbean, Domino, and A Dangerous Method, has been dating James Righton for 15 months. Righton is a member of Brit-rock act The Klaxons, and now wields the weapon of initiating jealousy wherever he goes.

Reactions from those on Twitter ranged from congratulations to disappointment:

Keira Knightley has got engaged to James Righton, eh? Such an odd couple. Ahh well, good luck!
— Jessica Salter (@Jesssalt_) May 25, 2012

James Righton is the luckiest man alive. Fact. No argument. Life is shit.
— Gregg Sullivan (@_GLSullivan) May 25, 2012

https://twitter.com/gretchtenebro/status/206055958923853825

#KeiraKnightley is engaged!!! Congrats to her and James Righton: http://t.co/2wKzu09V
— lo turner (@loloturner) May 25, 2012

James Righton isn't even that gwapo for Keira Knightley. HUHU WHYYYY 🙁 My heart is bleeding </3
— Thea Castillo (@AlitheaCastillo) May 25, 2012

Congrats Miss Knightley, and good luck on that whole being married thing.

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