Hear ye now, and the collective groan from millions of men across the world who rest thee eye on this bit of news. Work out your devastation amongst yourself, boys; Keira Knightley is officially accounted for.

Knightley, who has kept mens’ eyes glued to the screen in features such as Pirates of the Caribbean, Domino, and A Dangerous Method, has been dating James Righton for 15 months. Righton is a member of  Brit-rock act The Klaxons, and now wields the weapon of initiating jealousy wherever he goes.

Reactions from those on Twitter ranged from congratulations to disappointment:


Congrats Miss Knightley, and good luck on that whole being married thing.