Snicker. Ask for an answer and ye shall receive, Mr. Miller!
https://twitter.com/jeffemanuel/status/377070285754998784
Oh yes. It is.
Mary Katharine Ham and Rep. Stockman scored earlier on Monday with their snicker-worthy zingers aimed at John Kerry for his absurd “unbelievably small” remark in defense of Syria strikes. But the mock-tastic tweets did not end there.
First up, some hilarious “quotes”:
Today is a day that will live in #UnbelievablySmall infamy! ~ FDR
— The Real Matt Finn (@mdrache) September 9, 2013
"I hear you, the world can hear you and the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon in an unbelivably small way."
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) September 9, 2013
"From this day to the ending of the world, But we in it shall be remembered. We few, we unbelievably small few, we band of brothers."
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) September 9, 2013
"We shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe…in an unbelievably small way."
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) September 9, 2013
"…the American people in their unbelievably small might will win through to absolute victory."
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) September 9, 2013
@TheRickWilson "one step for man, one incredibly small leap for mankind"
— Jeremy Avery (@therealjavery) September 9, 2013
"We are the unbelievably small change we've been waiting for."
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) September 9, 2013
Oh, Twitter! Never change. Those are as good as the side-splitting Obama-style “time-sensitive” quotes.
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It continued: With more hashtag!
#UnbelievablySmall Obama's capacity for admitting mistakes
— Doc Frenchy (@docfrenchy) September 9, 2013
Speak softly, and carry an #unbelievablysmall stick http://t.co/GmLpfNGfq5
— John Kranz (@berkeleysquare) September 9, 2013
@Chris_Moody Shootin' at the walls of heartache, bang bang — I am the #unbelievablysmall warrior
— Ed Morrissey (@EdMorrissey) September 9, 2013
History has shown that nothing strikes more fear in the hearts of an enemy than a threat to take #UnbelievablySmall action.
— Paul Hsieh (@PaulHsieh) September 9, 2013
Number of angry outcries form Hollywood anti war activists. #UnbelievablySmall
— JAIGuy (@J_A_I_Guy) September 9, 2013
https://twitter.com/DeTroyes1/status/377125378046705664
Yep. As Ace of Spades and a fantastic picture noted, anti-war is out and “war is cool” is in. Just ask actor Richard Lewis: What’s really important? Because, Bush.
Number of full-time jobs created under Mr. Obama's reign. #UnbelievablySmall
— William Newton ن (@wbdnewton) September 9, 2013
Mr. Obama's chances of getting Congressional authorization to bomb Syria. #UnbelievablySmall
— William Newton ن (@wbdnewton) September 9, 2013
The Labor Force Participation Rate after 5 years of Obamanomics. #UnbelievablySmall http://t.co/yDK4aNEYAx
— Mike (@ThePantau) September 9, 2013
Precisely.
What could make this hashtag even better? Some hilarious pic-snarking:
https://twitter.com/Rubiconski/status/377146802589278209
https://twitter.com/EWErickson/status/377070677787811841
https://twitter.com/Shaughn_A/status/377138716248002560
https://twitter.com/JohnFict/status/377109360154906624
https://twitter.com/Shaughn_A/status/377122892082733056
John Kerry's shock troops #unbelievablysmall #tcot pic.twitter.com/6UDoQTlOKk
— Mattphilbin (@Mattphilbin) September 9, 2013
1944: General John "Unbelievably Small" Kerry leads the drive on the Rhine #tcot pic.twitter.com/inEKtK8ytN
— Mattphilbin (@Mattphilbin) September 9, 2013
When that phone call comes at 3am, move yr tee time back to 9:30 & alert this guy. #UnbelievablySmall #tcot pic.twitter.com/QeMo5OJhdu
— Mattphilbin (@Mattphilbin) September 9, 2013
Aching sides!
And for the truth-win:
The combined real world experience of Obama, Hillary, and Kerry #UnbelievablySmall
— Stuart (@Ringo6) September 9, 2013
Related:
Mock-tastic! Mary Katharine Ham, Rep. Stockman zing John ‘unbelievably small’ Kerry
John McCain slams John Kerry over ‘unbelievably small’ remarks
Richard Lewis: Syria? Whatever! What’s really important to remember is: Because, Bush
‘Unbelievably incompetent’: John Kerry says attack on Syria will be ‘unbelievably small’
Smack! Remember Benghazi? Fred Thompson has key question for John Kerry
Out: Anti-war; In: War is ‘cool’: Ace of Spades, one photo destroy anti-war Left hypocrisy
Zzzzyria? Lauren Sivan snark-slams John Kerry, offers idea for ‘greatest weapon’ [pic]
‘Not yet begun to fight, because it isn’t time sensitive’: Slamming POTUS with Obama-style quotes
Report saying Obama seeking Syria response ‘just muscular enough not to get mocked’ gets mocked
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