What is pitiful former Hillary Clinton adviser and Huffington Post writer Peter Daou to do after Hillary loses AGAIN? This time, losing TIME mag’s “Person of the Year” to President-elect Trump. Why, whine, natch. Whine like the wind! In hilarious fashion:

Aww, cupcake. It hurts, huh? Do you need a pacifier and a nap?

Twitter users swiftly mocked the sad soul.

Gasping for breath!

Whoops.

Townhall’s Guy Benson summed it up with one emoji:

Heh.

Snort. Any more questions, Mr. Daou? We will all be very happy to continue to provide you with answers. What with being givers and all.

P.S. Make sure to get that diaper changed, sweetie.