As Twitchy readers know, President-elect Trump tapped James “Mad Dog” Mattis for Secretary of Defense. Twitter was buzzing over delicious Mattis quotes.
— Stretford Ender (@OTR_IV) December 2, 2016
And then this happened:
Kind of thinking we should start our own Twitter meme of fake "Mad Dog" #MattisQuotes, as a tribute to his terrifying impressiveness.
— Jeff B/DDHQ (@EsotericCD) December 2, 2016
Ask and ye shall receive!
Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night. Set a man afire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
— Patrick (@StPatrick_TN) December 2, 2016
"If you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. If you kill him with a bayonet, you will conserve your ammunition." #MattisQuotes
— Glenn Sullivan (@clinpsychbook) December 2, 2016
— Secretary of Therapy (@coninexile) December 2, 2016
"I can delete the recycling bin"#MattisQuotes"
— Steven Shaw ? (@czechov) December 2, 2016
— ScottInSC (@ScottInSC) December 2, 2016
"The pen is mightier than the sword, but only when you're shoving it through your enemy's throat." #MattisQuotes
— Andy Grewal (@AndyGrewal) December 2, 2016
"Speak softly, and carry a bazooka." #MattisQuotes
— Whaaaaaa? (@21TrumpStrt) December 2, 2016
Once I found out that a bee stinging you rips its own abdomen out, I started letting em do it just to hear their bee screams. #MattisQuotes
— Report Hate (@Warden_AoS) December 2, 2016
Asked on role as SecDef. "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women." #Mattisquotes
— Justin Gleason (@Justin__Gleason) December 2, 2016
"A good soldier follows orders, but a true warrior wears his enemy's skin like a poncho." — Gen. James "Mad Dog" Mattis. #MattisQuotes
— Sweet Meteor O'Death (@smod2016) December 2, 2016
Oh my. Are there real quotes in the mix with the hashtag fun? Try to guess.
— Daniel Greenberg (@DanielDayJewish) December 2, 2016
In the meantime, best Secretary of Defense ever? It’s looking good!