Stompy foot petulance seems to be the order of the day from the “leaders” in American schools. First up, this embarrassing display from Purdue’s student government on how to “handle” the total hardship of Donald Trump’s presidential win:

Man, those special snowflakes will just do SO WELL in the real world. Snicker.


HAH. Next up? Boston:


We can barely look at the tweet out of embarrassment FOR them.

Ding, ding, ding!

And here’s a 2015 Nation School Counselor of the Year semi-finalist (whatever the hell THAT participation ribbon means):

Oh, come on. Cry us a damn river.

We won’t hold our breath for an answer.