OK, so President Obama may have uttered the two stupidest things he has ever said today. And, boy, is that saying a lot. First, there was this:

Um, what the heck is he smoking? Oh, dear. Did he forget about THIS?

Gasping for breath!

And then there was this:

Stop whining? THAT coming from President Stompy Foot, who resides in the Spite House, is priceless!