As we let you know earlier today, “Southside With You,” the film about The Obamas and their snooze-fest of a first date is a total flop. Shocker! Not, of course. So, now it’s time to ready ourselves for the sure-to-come lame excuses for box office bomb. First up? Because racist, guys!

Ding, ding, ding!

Heh. But, nah. That couldn’t be:

Gross. Are they typing up their reviews with only one hand? Double gross.

Or, is “because Trump” the new “because racist”?


Which excuse will media run with? Stay tuned. The predictions are funny because they will probably end up coming true. Lapdogs are predictable!

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