Hmmm. Will media lickspittle treat Hillary Clinton the same way? HAHA! Just kidding. Couldn’t even type that with a straight face.

So, apparently Hillary Clinton cannot turn on … a phone. That was hilarious and bad enough, but then came this:

What’s incredible?

Wow. Whatever, guys! Hillary needs her breakfast and stuff. Her SPECIAL breakfast, to boot.

There was also this:

3:00 a.m.? Not so fast.


Do you love this job idea for dunce Hillary as much as we do?

EMBARRASSING: So, Hillary Clinton can’t turn on her phone