Former Obama adviser (now on CNN) Dan Pfeiffer is running for mayor of Hackdom, evidently.

He can’t make up his mind: Is he a troll (the concern kind) or a ghoul playing politics with butchered babies? We say he is both and it’s disgusting.

Yep. Pfeiffer’s idiocy can be smacked down with one simple truth as well:

Ding, ding, ding!