Heh. What sparked that? Well, you see, apparently Scott Walker’s bid for president is over already, before it even really got started. First this happened:

Paging all lapdogs! Get ready to scramble. And the first one out of the gate?

“Lol,” indeed. Take a look:

Oh, well. If the Grafton County chairman says so, case closed! Right lapdog media? But wait … not so fast:

And an exit question for the pitiful drooling lapdogs:

Gasping for breath! We have to laugh so we won’t cry.