Yes, as Twitchy reported, that actually happened. The abortion-loving buffoon known as Wendy Davis actually bragged about her “history-making” shoes. Twitter users swiftly schooled the fool, but this reply just says it all.

Schadenfreudelicious!

And here’s an excellent exit thought for Ms. Davis:

Wiping tears.

Perhaps Ms. Davis should think before she offers up such absurd brags. But, hey, why start now? Keep it coming, Ms. Davis! Giggling is our cardio and, boy, do you give us great workouts!

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