Gasping for breath! Hello, Starbucks: We just found a new spokesman for y’all. You’re welcome!

As Twitchy reported, Starbucks is on the receiving end of some fierce ridicule for its absurd #RaceTogether campaign, which also had some things missing from its press photos: Ah, progressives of pallor! Bless your hearts. Author Brad Thor sums it up:

Heh.

But this Twitter user swooped in for the win. How about discussing THIS, Starbucks?

That one zinger just nailed the absurdity of the campaign, didn’t it?

Related:

FAIL! Some people notice something curiously missing from Starbucks ‘Race Together’ campaign photo

How absurd is the Starbucks #RaceTogether campaign? THIS absurd (the ridicule will crack you up)