Of course not! Never a cult, right guys?

The creepy cultism isn’t laid to rest even for the holidays.

Sigh.

But it got worse:

Wow, OFA. Taking Barack Obama’s malignant narcissism and adding a large dose of the usual creepy cultism just in time for the holidays.

A suggestion for OFA: Add a “trigger warning.”

Yep.

What’s the next line on the card? We wouldn’t be surprised if this happens:

Heh.

Citizens rightly gave OFA the business for the shameful and shameless card idea.

That’s a question that can be asked on every day ending in “y.”

Good point!

This tweet sums it all up:

All that is needed to fully round out the disgust is more Gwyneth Paltrow; Remember these?

Hurl.