As Twitchy reported, Chuck Hagel is apparently out as Secretary of Defense. President Petulant is set to make an announcement later this morning (and the predictions will crack you up). Fired, resigned, or thrown under the bus? Here’s the White House spin:

Fox News’ Greta Van Susteren isn’t letting the spin slide.

Bingo. Semantics spin? DENIED!

What say you, White House? While we wait, here’s an excellent exit point.

So there’s that.

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