How dumb? Well, as Twitchy reported, freelance journo and “political analyst” Zerlina Maxwell exposed herself as a big “ball of fail” when she moronically tried to slam Rand Paul for weighing in on Ebola. How? By snarking “he’s a doctor?” Um, yes. Yes, he is. Google is your friend!
.@ZerlinaMaxwell Google is your friend, princess. @BuzzFeedAndrew
— Mark C, austere BBQ scholar ?? (@UntraceableMC) October 22, 2014
She was swiftly schooled, but her subsequent excuse sparked even more mockery. You won’t believe what ludicrous “card” she pulled:
https://twitter.com/zerlinamaxwell/status/524743935420534784
Oh, sweetie. Bless.
https://twitter.com/RobProvince/status/524744312668839936
https://twitter.com/RobProvince/status/524744028974501889
https://twitter.com/brittnotbrit/status/524744033273675776
https://twitter.com/RobProvince/status/524744134960377856
https://twitter.com/coolhandschlute/status/524744143474790400
https://twitter.com/brittnotbrit/status/524744728026546176
https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/524749877419724800
https://twitter.com/brittnotbrit/status/524750148304633856
https://twitter.com/RobProvince/status/524744756522655745
Gasping!
But wait … she couldn’t stop.
I was actually trying to be nice and say it was cool that my dad is also microbiologist. @seanmdav @RobProvince @brittnotbrit
— Zerlina Maxwell (@ZerlinaMaxwell) October 22, 2014
Sheesh, meany pants people! Pulling out the lame dad card was just trying to be nice and all. Or something. What?
@riteormite I just explained that tweet that EVERYONE is misreading. Either read it or don't. #bye
— Zerlina Maxwell (@ZerlinaMaxwell) October 22, 2014
Yes, that’s totally clear now. Sigh.
.@ZerlinaMaxwell @clarkamundson first it was "rhetorical" now it's "a joke?" Which is it or do you know the difference?
— Rick (@StrokesofCandor) October 22, 2014
In a nutshell (emphasis on “nut”):
https://twitter.com/GayPatriot/status/524751272789164032
https://twitter.com/ChrisBarnhart/status/524758013630889985
https://twitter.com/ChrisBarnhart/status/524758791544250369
https://twitter.com/ChrisBarnhart/status/524751578553532416
And an exit question for the genius:
https://twitter.com/RobProvince/status/524744908641697792
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