Snicker. Take a look at President Obama coalition-building like the wind:

Huh. Not so citizen of the world-y now, are you buddy?

Ding, ding, ding!

Can’t everyone in the entire world stop letting him down? Geez Louise!

Well, you know why …

And an exit suggestion:

Alas, he’s probably too busy at his side job as an airport greeter.

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This portrayal of what Obama did instead of an Ebola travel ban will seriously crack you up [Photoshop]

Twitchy coverage of Ebola