Heh. No need to even wait until you wake up! Twitchy was on the case. As we reported, White House press secretary Josh Earnest immediately got his spin on after the Washington Post exclusive about the Obama administration’s “full court press cover-up on” the Secret Service prostitution scandal.

The White House deputy press secretary quickly parroted the pitiful spin. Guys, it’s old and stuff. Because shut up.

Citizens continued to rightly school the fools.

Yep. But, hey, we are all givers. So here is a perfect suggestion for the White House communications team.

Beautiful.

And another entry:

Snort. Get Harry Reid on that one!

And an exit suggestion for the aide at the center of the scandal:

Never change, Twitter.

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