Ha! That’s crazy talk!

As Twitchy reported, news broke Wednesday night about a Washington Post exclusive that uncovered a White House cover-up involving the secret service hooker scandal. Breaking news? We were there, but where was the mainstream media (aside from busily being shocked that the White House is untrustworthy)?

Former White House press secretary Ari Fleischer immediately called out the MSM on it, who were still neglecting the story on Thursday morning.

Huh. Funny that. Perhaps they needed time to come up with a false narrative first?

Bingo.

Tapper weighed in.

Yes, both the White House press secretary and the deputy press secretary frantically scrambled to use that as pitiful spin when the story broke. But there’s a slight problem:

So, what say you CNN? Eventually they did run some sort of report.

So there’s that.

MSNBC? Well, here is an exit MSNBC prediction:

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