Alas, no.

Come on. Just stop. As Twitchy reported, President Obama gave a speech at Northwestern University Thursday. And out came absurd lies and stompy foot sneering, natch.

Pathetic, as usual.

Heh.

The utterly absurd lies continued.

How does he walk around with his pants on fire all the time?

You are just too dumb to get the nuance-y nuance, rubes!

But, you know …

https://twitter.com/ag_conservative/status/517748705488031744

Bingo.

Join the victim-of-Obama’s-lies club.

A question for President Liar Pants:

Whatever! Catch you later, suckas:

That reminds us of this:

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