Snort. What did John Kerry say?

As Twitchy reported, John Kerry turned “Face the Nation” into flip-flopalooza on Sunday. But his “tortured debate going on about terminology” spin really took the cake for absurdity.

Ready, set, mock!

Heh.

The poor dear’s spin is easily crushed. Who is having the “tortured debate”? Take a look in the mirror and at your boss, idjit Kerry.

Ding, ding, ding!

And it isn’t ending. John Kerry, call your office!

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