So, this is happening today:

The viewers of the iPhone 6 reveal were treated to first a test pattern, then a confusing language lesson. But the new #ApplePay is sparking much delight.

Heh.

What should it have been called?

Wiping tears.

But not so fast! MTV host Chet Cannon offered up this reminder as a warning:

Dude.

What will Jennifer Lawrence do?

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