Well, a shocking revelation was made.

But apparently Hello Kitty is not (read the whole story if you want to have your mind blown).

Oh, the humanity! Oh, the betrayal!

Snicker. But wait … perhaps this from what purports to be Sanrio Puroland makes up for Sanrio’s years of the ultimate betrayal?

There’s more.

What in the heck? Hold us!

https://twitter.com/mseaaa/status/505036186927505408

We don’t want to know. The truth about Hello Kitty was horrifying enough.