Giggling madly. What sparked that? Oh, just this:

Why is that tweet so absurd? Take a gander:

Stop it! Yes, that happened:

How do you parody a self-parody? You can’t.

You can, however, mock. Mock like the wind!

Priceless market cornered!

And win:

Perhaps that will be Durbin’s next campaign slogan? It’s a real winner! Go with it, buddy.

Related:

Twitchy coverage of Sen. Durbin