Giggling madly. What sparked that? Oh, just this:
Joined @RepCheri to announce warden hiring at Thomson Prison. The prison will be an important piece in the economic future of northern IL
— Senator Dick Durbin (@SenatorDurbin) August 18, 2014
Why is that tweet so absurd? Take a gander:
These two tweets from @SenatorDurbin are priceless. pic.twitter.com/lX0rdgjjbC
— Jimmy (@JimmyPrinceton) August 19, 2014
Stop it! Yes, that happened:
Our drug policies have helped create unprecedented growth in US fed prison population – increasing 500% since 1980 @ChiTrust
— Senator Dick Durbin (@SenatorDurbin) March 31, 2014
How do you parody a self-parody? You can’t.
https://twitter.com/SJ_Simons/status/501717982591340544
You can, however, mock. Mock like the wind!
https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/501724992506454016
https://twitter.com/rjcstlouis/status/501713349701550080
@JimmyPrinceton @SenatorDurbin priceless
— John W. (@Japw257) August 19, 2014
Priceless market cornered!
@JimmyPrinceton He's cornered the market on "priceless"
— Katie Scarlet (@Katiescarlet2) August 19, 2014
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“@JimmyPrinceton: These two tweets from @SenatorDurbin are priceless. pic.twitter.com/QQEHagYJNl”Amazing
— Despotic Rodeo Clown (@dwfilson) August 19, 2014
https://twitter.com/outragedhuman/status/501720536784076800
https://twitter.com/davidjacksmith/status/501715531339431936
And win:
https://twitter.com/dogcowzz/status/501714384465698817
Perhaps that will be Durbin’s next campaign slogan? It’s a real winner! Go with it, buddy.
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