It does. As Twitchy reported, a photo of John Kerry perched on a girly bike was snapped in Nantucket. But, hey, he’s totally not weak and stuff. Right?
It's manly because it's one-handed, wingnuts. pic.twitter.com/nFMYZSYlkg
— Cuffy (@CuffyMeh) August 5, 2014
— Suze (@suze109) August 5, 2014
— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) August 4, 2014
@CuffyMeh You can just barely make out the playing cards he put in the spokes to make it sound like a motorcycle. VROOOOM!
— Starless (@starless941) August 5, 2014
@CuffyMeh Putin trembles!
— Joe Dryler (@joe46and2) August 5, 2014
But wait, there’s more. He’s just this manly and brave, guys:
@CuffyMeh @MaydnUSA I heard he also runs with scissors.
— Chris (@d0gmah) August 5, 2014