That is true every day. But what sparked notice of it today? Oh, just this:

President Stompy Foot’s pants are on fire. Again.

Hey, there’s one thing that can be kept, evidently: If you like your lies, you can keep your lies! So there’s that.


Bingo. He doth project too much.

Yep. And, you know, a lying liar who lies. Some reminders:


And an exit suggestion for the liar in chief: